Why does God put people in our lives when we know we're going to love them so much, just to tear them away from us? Life fucking sucks so bad sometimes 💔🔫
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Let it out
I have the strong urge to cry my eyes out for hours on end because my heart aches so much and my life is such a mess. I wish I was alone right now.
Friday, February 20, 2015
Insignificant
My heart feels so empty and shattered. I thought I would be used to the heartbreak, but truth is, it never gets easier and probably never will. I don't want to be the reason for someone's unhappiness.. I don't want to stand in someone's way because that is selfish. The past year was the best of my life, and now that it's over, I'm beyond devastated. The one thing I was most sure of in my entire life doesn't want me in theirs anymore. I am hollow.
Sunday, November 16, 2014
FUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
I FEEL LIKE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS AND CUTTING EVERYONE OUT OF MY LIFE. Why do I always have to be the one who ends up getting their feelings hurt and their heart ground into the dirt? I'm so fucking over it. If you want to like me, great. If you don't, keep fucking moving because chances are I don't want to know you either.
Friday, August 29, 2014
Thankful
Sometimes realizing that we're all in the same boat makes dealing with things a hell-of-a-lot easier.
Someone out there has it worse than you do.
Sure you're hurting now, but it's such a minuscule hurt compared to others.
Feeling means we're human. Without feelings, we wouldn't learn from our mistakes. We wouldn't know what feels good and what feels wrong. We would be shells. Robots. Vessels for nothing.
It hurts now, but it's not going to forever. Imagine all the good in your life to come.
Things could be so much worse.
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
They say have faith, and I'm trying to.
Seven months ago I posted about my life finally turning around. Finally things were looking up.
But there are always ups and downs and now I'm going back toward the bottom of the happiness spectrum. And I guess that's okay. It was bound to happen at some point because life isn't fair.
I know that things are never perfect and it's never idealistic to believe that everything is always perfect, because truth is, life isn't perfect for anybody. Things happen that are going to knock you down a couple rungs on the ladder; that's just the way things go. People are going to come and people are going to go.
Having all this technology at my disposal these days makes it hard not to spit out every thought I'm thinking without filtering any of it out.
I've never been good at expressing the way I feel, especially when it comes to people.
I usually tamp down my thoughts and emotions until they build up so much that I explode and end up in a deep depression for at least a month. It was a marvelous trait passed on from both sides of my family.
Demons are demons. We all have them, and I hope that everyone in this world finds someone that will accept them for who they are and learn to accept them for what they are.
We're all people, we all have problems and we all have to deal with them in our own ways. It's easy to walk away from these broken people because you don't want any part of it, but those who stay are the ones that these people need the most.
They need to know that someone is listening and understanding what they're feeling and that they still love them even when they're not feeling the best one day or that they're feeling a little lost.
These things happen to everybody. I don't care if you're one of the happiest, most sun-shiny positive people in the whole entire universe. At some point in your life, you felt just as low as the rest of us.
Its okay to feel sad. Its okay to be depressed.
I would love more than anything to find someone in this world that would understand my struggles and want to help me fight my battles, but those people are hard to find. Some people aren't ready to take on some of the problems that other poeple have, and that's okay too. It just means that you haven't quite yet found who you're supposed to be. You can't fully care about someone else when you can hardly take care of yourself.
I thought I had people like that in my life, but some people are just not emotionally ready to care wholeheartedly about a person like that. It takes a lot of compassion and a huge heart to love someone unconditionally.
You need to find yourself and be secure with who you are to fully understand another person and to truly love them no matter what they've been through.
Unfortunately enough for me, I tend to care too much and it screws me over for a little while, but life goes on and things will eventually get better. Imagine how much better you will feel tomorrow than you do today?
Each babystep you take is going to bring you closer to where you're supposed to be in your life. It's mustering up the courage to start moving forward that's the hardest, but once you get going it gets easier.
I'm not really sure what I'm writing about anymore. Not expecting anyone to read this or even care, it's just a way for me to vent my feelings because talking to people is too difficult for me without completely losing my shit.
I hope anyone who reads this and is dealing with anything that they feel they can't tell anybody, they can always come to me. I won't judge. We're all broken people looking to be fixed, and sometimes talking to someone and letting your voice be heard is the best therapy a person could ask for.
With the help of my friends, family, and God, I know I can get through anything. It's all just a matter of time.
But there are always ups and downs and now I'm going back toward the bottom of the happiness spectrum. And I guess that's okay. It was bound to happen at some point because life isn't fair.
I know that things are never perfect and it's never idealistic to believe that everything is always perfect, because truth is, life isn't perfect for anybody. Things happen that are going to knock you down a couple rungs on the ladder; that's just the way things go. People are going to come and people are going to go.
Having all this technology at my disposal these days makes it hard not to spit out every thought I'm thinking without filtering any of it out.
I've never been good at expressing the way I feel, especially when it comes to people.
I usually tamp down my thoughts and emotions until they build up so much that I explode and end up in a deep depression for at least a month. It was a marvelous trait passed on from both sides of my family.
Demons are demons. We all have them, and I hope that everyone in this world finds someone that will accept them for who they are and learn to accept them for what they are.
We're all people, we all have problems and we all have to deal with them in our own ways. It's easy to walk away from these broken people because you don't want any part of it, but those who stay are the ones that these people need the most.
They need to know that someone is listening and understanding what they're feeling and that they still love them even when they're not feeling the best one day or that they're feeling a little lost.
These things happen to everybody. I don't care if you're one of the happiest, most sun-shiny positive people in the whole entire universe. At some point in your life, you felt just as low as the rest of us.
Its okay to feel sad. Its okay to be depressed.
I would love more than anything to find someone in this world that would understand my struggles and want to help me fight my battles, but those people are hard to find. Some people aren't ready to take on some of the problems that other poeple have, and that's okay too. It just means that you haven't quite yet found who you're supposed to be. You can't fully care about someone else when you can hardly take care of yourself.
I thought I had people like that in my life, but some people are just not emotionally ready to care wholeheartedly about a person like that. It takes a lot of compassion and a huge heart to love someone unconditionally.
You need to find yourself and be secure with who you are to fully understand another person and to truly love them no matter what they've been through.
Unfortunately enough for me, I tend to care too much and it screws me over for a little while, but life goes on and things will eventually get better. Imagine how much better you will feel tomorrow than you do today?
Each babystep you take is going to bring you closer to where you're supposed to be in your life. It's mustering up the courage to start moving forward that's the hardest, but once you get going it gets easier.
I'm not really sure what I'm writing about anymore. Not expecting anyone to read this or even care, it's just a way for me to vent my feelings because talking to people is too difficult for me without completely losing my shit.
I hope anyone who reads this and is dealing with anything that they feel they can't tell anybody, they can always come to me. I won't judge. We're all broken people looking to be fixed, and sometimes talking to someone and letting your voice be heard is the best therapy a person could ask for.
With the help of my friends, family, and God, I know I can get through anything. It's all just a matter of time.
Friday, May 30, 2014
That Sinking Feeling.
I feel like I'm drowning and theres nothing there to stop me.
Theres nothing I can grab onto to keep myself from permanantly going under.
Maybe it's my everpresent depression talking, or maybe I'm just annoyed, but whatever it is, it's slowly killing me.
My parents, especially my dad, tell me all the time how happy I was as a little kid. "What happened? You used to smile all the time," or "You always look on the negative side of things."
I don't know what's wrong with me, but nobody seems to understand. Depression hurts not only it's victim, but everyone associated with that person. I can't handle hurting anyone. I think I was born to be alone.
I feel like I'm stuck, with nowhere to go.
The intense urge to leave this town and these people is taking over.
I need something new.
Theres nothing I can grab onto to keep myself from permanantly going under.
Maybe it's my everpresent depression talking, or maybe I'm just annoyed, but whatever it is, it's slowly killing me.
My parents, especially my dad, tell me all the time how happy I was as a little kid. "What happened? You used to smile all the time," or "You always look on the negative side of things."
I don't know what's wrong with me, but nobody seems to understand. Depression hurts not only it's victim, but everyone associated with that person. I can't handle hurting anyone. I think I was born to be alone.
I feel like I'm stuck, with nowhere to go.
The intense urge to leave this town and these people is taking over.
I need something new.
Monday, February 3, 2014
Happy
It's amazing to me how quickly your life can take a 180, from one extreme to another..
It's really true what they say about things happening when you least expect them.
You can never control what you wish would happen in your life all the time. Sometimes you just have to sit back and let things fall into place.
It may take a little while, but things WILL happen. Things WILL change.
Just take a deep breath and wait it out.
HAPPY.
It's really true what they say about things happening when you least expect them.
You can never control what you wish would happen in your life all the time. Sometimes you just have to sit back and let things fall into place.
It may take a little while, but things WILL happen. Things WILL change.
Just take a deep breath and wait it out.
HAPPY.
Sunday, January 26, 2014
Speed Bumps
Today is one of those days where I just feel like my life is going absolutely nowhere.
I also realize that my blog is still Christmas themed and that I have no urge whatsoever to change it.
I'm so eager to rush my life right now that I'm probably missing a whole lot of opportunities because I'm blind to everything except making it to tomorrow.
Is this considered a speed bump or roadblock in life when I'm standing still?
When I look at my life I just realize how sort of pathetic it is.
I have one best friend.
I gave up on school.
No significant others in the foreseeable future.
Full time job working with cranky people.
Not a dime to my name.
I just find myself wondering when it's all going to turn around for me.When will I actually be genuinely happy instead of lying to everyone that I am?
When will I reach a point in my life when I'm actually content with where I'm at and looking forward to the here and now and not 10 years from now?
I wish I could just find some magic crystal ball so I could see what my fate is.
blehh...
I also realize that my blog is still Christmas themed and that I have no urge whatsoever to change it.
I'm so eager to rush my life right now that I'm probably missing a whole lot of opportunities because I'm blind to everything except making it to tomorrow.
Is this considered a speed bump or roadblock in life when I'm standing still?
When I look at my life I just realize how sort of pathetic it is.
I have one best friend.
I gave up on school.
No significant others in the foreseeable future.
Full time job working with cranky people.
Not a dime to my name.
I just find myself wondering when it's all going to turn around for me.When will I actually be genuinely happy instead of lying to everyone that I am?
When will I reach a point in my life when I'm actually content with where I'm at and looking forward to the here and now and not 10 years from now?
I wish I could just find some magic crystal ball so I could see what my fate is.
blehh...
Friday, December 20, 2013
Everyone Loves Some Gossip
I literally live for the dirty details of everyone else's life because mine is so lame in comparison.
I love hearing bad shit about people I never or no longer care for.
Nothing makes me happier than hearing that someone I dislike immensely is going crazy and should be committed to an insane asylum, or because they got arrested.
I mean...those are just examples of things that could happen to people....not like I know people that that's happened to....yet..?
Hearing gossip like this just makes me thankful that I seem so much more normal and far better off than a lot of other people.
I mean....Who doesn't like to find out that even though they think their life sucks, it's a hell of a lot better than other people's?
Whether you have a bad home life, a shitty job, or an annoying family, just remember that a once popular person's friends are finally realizing how fucked they are, and someone is working the graveyard shift at Walmart.
TIS THE SEASON TO BE THANKFUL!
I love hearing bad shit about people I never or no longer care for.
Nothing makes me happier than hearing that someone I dislike immensely is going crazy and should be committed to an insane asylum, or because they got arrested.
I mean...those are just examples of things that could happen to people....not like I know people that that's happened to....yet..?
Hearing gossip like this just makes me thankful that I seem so much more normal and far better off than a lot of other people.
I mean....Who doesn't like to find out that even though they think their life sucks, it's a hell of a lot better than other people's?
Whether you have a bad home life, a shitty job, or an annoying family, just remember that a once popular person's friends are finally realizing how fucked they are, and someone is working the graveyard shift at Walmart.
TIS THE SEASON TO BE THANKFUL!
Sunday, December 8, 2013
Too Many Pervs
A creepy customer at work today said this to me, and I quote:
"With a smile like that, you can get me to do whatever you want, dear."
GAG me with a spoon.
Why are people so gutsy when it comes to saying creepy shit?
Like...I would NEVER say that to anyone...Like...if I was checking out at a store, and the cashier was a really attractive, Ian Somerhalder and Channing Tatum mix, I wouldn't DARE say something like that.
1. HOW EMBARRASSING.
2. You're gonna give them the creeps.
All I did was laugh and look away..
LIKE...I honestly do not see why people say these things to me.
I'm no Miranda Kerr.
"With a smile like that, you can get me to do whatever you want, dear."
GAG me with a spoon.
Why are people so gutsy when it comes to saying creepy shit?
Like...I would NEVER say that to anyone...Like...if I was checking out at a store, and the cashier was a really attractive, Ian Somerhalder and Channing Tatum mix, I wouldn't DARE say something like that.
1. HOW EMBARRASSING.
2. You're gonna give them the creeps.
All I did was laugh and look away..
LIKE...I honestly do not see why people say these things to me.
I'm no Miranda Kerr.
Friday, December 6, 2013
Thank You, Tyler Oakley
For those of you who aren't aware, Tyler Oakley is one of the most FABULOUS gays on YouTube. Literally hands-down, the BEST.
He just tweeted this link to a Wrecking Ball Remix that I think Y'all should really listen to.
Pure gold.
That's all I have to say.
Way better than the original.
http://tyleroakley.com/post/69229422199/the-only-wrecking-ball-remix-you-will-ever-need
He just tweeted this link to a Wrecking Ball Remix that I think Y'all should really listen to.
Pure gold.
That's all I have to say.
Way better than the original.
http://tyleroakley.com/post/69229422199/the-only-wrecking-ball-remix-you-will-ever-need
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Simplemindedness of children
When we were little, my sister and I used to think that If we closed our eyes, we'd turn invisible. If we couldn't see you, then you couldn't see us.
I wish all the time that that was actually real.
How awesome would it be to just close your eyes and disappear from the world?
I'd literally have my eyes closed all the time.
I'd love nothing more than to close my eyes and completely remove myself from an awkward confrontation.
Little kids believed in EVERTHING! Why can't adults do that as well?
Santa is probably the greatest lie told to children of all time.
We all wondered, "How in the FUCK does this fat man travel the world in a single night?" or, "How does he come down our chimneys? What if we don't have one?"
Santa was so magical. Something extremely exciting for us this time of year when we were small. I often wish I could go back to the simplicities of being little and believing in everything, because now, there's no magic. Theres just a whole lot of life staring you in the face until you die.
If I could have only one wish, it would be that we could all find the magic in everyday life. That we could all adopt a love for the simple things in life like a child does. Find a bug outside and think, "damn, that thing is cool," or pick up a stick and say, "This would make a sick friggen sword." Where did our imaginations go?
I wish we could get them back.
I wish all the time that that was actually real.
How awesome would it be to just close your eyes and disappear from the world?
I'd literally have my eyes closed all the time.
I'd love nothing more than to close my eyes and completely remove myself from an awkward confrontation.
Little kids believed in EVERTHING! Why can't adults do that as well?
Santa is probably the greatest lie told to children of all time.
We all wondered, "How in the FUCK does this fat man travel the world in a single night?" or, "How does he come down our chimneys? What if we don't have one?"
Santa was so magical. Something extremely exciting for us this time of year when we were small. I often wish I could go back to the simplicities of being little and believing in everything, because now, there's no magic. Theres just a whole lot of life staring you in the face until you die.
If I could have only one wish, it would be that we could all find the magic in everyday life. That we could all adopt a love for the simple things in life like a child does. Find a bug outside and think, "damn, that thing is cool," or pick up a stick and say, "This would make a sick friggen sword." Where did our imaginations go?
I wish we could get them back.
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
So much I want to say..
I feel so angry.
and annoyed.
I don't know if its because I'm getting sick, or because I'm tired, or because I'm cold.
All I know is that I'm cranky.
I feel like theres so much more shit that I really feel the need to post on here, but I don't wanna risk anyone that those things are directed to to come across this page and get offended.
Theres SO MANY people that I would love nothing more than to give them a piece of my mind, but writing it online just wouldn't do it justice.
Maybe someday when all the people that pissed me off early in life forget who I am, I'll get the ovaries to spew all my angry thoughts online.
Sorry for the TERRIBLE post....I just felt like....I don't know.
I don't know what I feel like.
I need to go to bed.
and annoyed.
I don't know if its because I'm getting sick, or because I'm tired, or because I'm cold.
All I know is that I'm cranky.
I feel like theres so much more shit that I really feel the need to post on here, but I don't wanna risk anyone that those things are directed to to come across this page and get offended.
Theres SO MANY people that I would love nothing more than to give them a piece of my mind, but writing it online just wouldn't do it justice.
Maybe someday when all the people that pissed me off early in life forget who I am, I'll get the ovaries to spew all my angry thoughts online.
Sorry for the TERRIBLE post....I just felt like....I don't know.
I don't know what I feel like.
I need to go to bed.
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Its Almost 2014!
2013 has literally been a year of hell for me.
So much shit has happened to make me desperately look forward to January 1st. A new start.
I got a nice parting gift from my ex-bf (mono), got the WORST allergic reaction to amoxicillin. HOLY SHIT. Just thinking about it makes me wanna tear my skin off my body. Then I ended up in the hospital and literally almost died.
Its just been all downhill from there.
I realized that life is way too short for me to be doing things that I don't want to be doing. I wanna do things for ME. Things that I wanna do. Things that I've always DREAMED of doing.
I know its still a little early yet for New Years Resolutions, but...it's a lot closer than I think. Why wait a whole month to start making my life what I've always wanted it to be, when I can start doing it now?
Life is finite, and I'm not going to sit around and wait for it to happen, because then it never will and I'll die an unfulfilled life.
My top aspirations for 2014:
So much shit has happened to make me desperately look forward to January 1st. A new start.
I got a nice parting gift from my ex-bf (mono), got the WORST allergic reaction to amoxicillin. HOLY SHIT. Just thinking about it makes me wanna tear my skin off my body. Then I ended up in the hospital and literally almost died.
Its just been all downhill from there.
I realized that life is way too short for me to be doing things that I don't want to be doing. I wanna do things for ME. Things that I wanna do. Things that I've always DREAMED of doing.
I know its still a little early yet for New Years Resolutions, but...it's a lot closer than I think. Why wait a whole month to start making my life what I've always wanted it to be, when I can start doing it now?
Life is finite, and I'm not going to sit around and wait for it to happen, because then it never will and I'll die an unfulfilled life.
My top aspirations for 2014:
- Actually start a YouTube channel
- Have people actually enjoy it.
- Internet stardom.
- Have my blog become popular.
- Find someone who actually likes me.
- Make new friends.
- Get an apartment with my best friend.
- Roadtrip
- Start Exercising
- Keep my room clean.
- Save money instead of spending it.
- Start writing again. NaNoWriMo 2014?
- Make someone's life better.
Those kind of seem really lame...but there's way more things I couldn't add because they're way too weird and personal, and I don't want you guys to think I'm crazy. So those are classified.
I just really hope the new year is everything that I hope it will be. I need something to look forward to.
Monday, December 2, 2013
Hibernation for Humans
Winter is here!
And in celebration of this beautifully brutal time of year, I've decided to eat everything in sight so I can pack on a few extra pounds to keep me warm, because I don't have anyone to do that for me.
That's my excuse for eating whatever the fuck I want without being judged.
I shouldn't be allowed to have money because I literally will only go out and buy food. And not "good-for-you" food either. The bad shit. The candy, and the donuts, and the soda. Literally anything with over 500 calories per serving I'll be plopping down on that check-out counter, you can guaruntee it.
Like...I'm pretty sure everyone at Walmart knows me by name now because I'm in there so often buying sugary snacks in my baggy sweats. I also buy a lot of pasta. Again, not the "whole grain" shit that the so-called "granola" people advise us to use. You better bet your ass I'm buying the carb-loaded, extra saucy and deliciously heart-attack-inducing shit.
I'm honestly surprised that I don't weight at least 300 pounds by now.
Anyway, here's my latest haul:
And in celebration of this beautifully brutal time of year, I've decided to eat everything in sight so I can pack on a few extra pounds to keep me warm, because I don't have anyone to do that for me.
That's my excuse for eating whatever the fuck I want without being judged.
I shouldn't be allowed to have money because I literally will only go out and buy food. And not "good-for-you" food either. The bad shit. The candy, and the donuts, and the soda. Literally anything with over 500 calories per serving I'll be plopping down on that check-out counter, you can guaruntee it.
Like...I'm pretty sure everyone at Walmart knows me by name now because I'm in there so often buying sugary snacks in my baggy sweats. I also buy a lot of pasta. Again, not the "whole grain" shit that the so-called "granola" people advise us to use. You better bet your ass I'm buying the carb-loaded, extra saucy and deliciously heart-attack-inducing shit.
I'm honestly surprised that I don't weight at least 300 pounds by now.
Anyway, here's my latest haul:
NO REGRETS
I'm ready for you, winter.
Friday, November 29, 2013
Compliments from old people
For those of you who were not aware, the majority of customers who come into RiteAid are 65+....probably because they have a lot of perscriptions to pick up...
They're literally the sweetest people ever. I've never met nicer people in my whole life than these old people.
I think a lot of them are just really lonely and have nobody at home to talk to, so they like to chat it up with the younger employees for as long as possible, which I don't mind because I love hearing their stories and seeing them smile.
An older guy came in today and said he was buying candy for his wife.
When I went to put it in a bag, I started laughing because I kept dropping one of the candy bars onto the counter. It was so awkward that I literally COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING.
The guy smiled and he said:
"You know what the best sound in the world is? A beautiful woman laughing. You're glorious."
It was probably one of the best compliments I had ever gotten from someone.
One of the less pervy ones, anyways.
They're literally the sweetest people ever. I've never met nicer people in my whole life than these old people.
I think a lot of them are just really lonely and have nobody at home to talk to, so they like to chat it up with the younger employees for as long as possible, which I don't mind because I love hearing their stories and seeing them smile.
An older guy came in today and said he was buying candy for his wife.
When I went to put it in a bag, I started laughing because I kept dropping one of the candy bars onto the counter. It was so awkward that I literally COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING.
The guy smiled and he said:
"You know what the best sound in the world is? A beautiful woman laughing. You're glorious."
It was probably one of the best compliments I had ever gotten from someone.
One of the less pervy ones, anyways.
Thursday, November 28, 2013
Happy Turkey Day!
Hope y'all are having a great time stuffing your stomachs full of turkey and spending quality time with your families!
It's kind of sad to me that we need one special day out of the year to be thankful when we should be thankful Every day....but I guess that's just me.
We just got done with family game night. Is that really juvenile? Do people still have family game night besides me?
Anyway..
We played a game called Quelf (no, not queef), and It was so fucking funny. Like. you'll honestly never play a more fucked game ever. wtf is a quelf anyways? Is that even a real word? I'll have to look that one up.
As y'all go to sleep tonight with full bellies and a smile on your sleepy little faces, don't forget about those who are less fortunate. Remember and pray for those who aren't able to be with their families today, and thank those who are out fighting for our country, because without them, there'd be a whole lot less to be thankful about.
It's kind of sad to me that we need one special day out of the year to be thankful when we should be thankful Every day....but I guess that's just me.
We just got done with family game night. Is that really juvenile? Do people still have family game night besides me?
Anyway..
We played a game called Quelf (no, not queef), and It was so fucking funny. Like. you'll honestly never play a more fucked game ever. wtf is a quelf anyways? Is that even a real word? I'll have to look that one up.
As y'all go to sleep tonight with full bellies and a smile on your sleepy little faces, don't forget about those who are less fortunate. Remember and pray for those who aren't able to be with their families today, and thank those who are out fighting for our country, because without them, there'd be a whole lot less to be thankful about.
Monday, November 25, 2013
The Christmas Spirit!
I've decorated my blog for the Holidays!!
Look at my fancy, flashy banner! Never knew I could do that.
Learning new tricks to make my blog more appealing to you guys!
How am I doing??
HOHOHO.
Look at my fancy, flashy banner! Never knew I could do that.
Learning new tricks to make my blog more appealing to you guys!
How am I doing??
HOHOHO.
Sunday, November 24, 2013
Taking The Word "Public" To New Extremes.
I was so exhausted when I got out of work tonight at 6, after spending the last 24 hours at work, I just HAD TO go to bed at 7:30pm. I woke up thinking it was early morning but nope....just 11:30pm.
So anyway..
Before I woke up, I had a dream that for SOME FUCKED REASON I was back in high school, and REALLY had to go to the bathroom. So I walked down the busy halls of faces I recongnize and head to the bathroom. Ya know, everything in my dream looked EXACTLY how it does in real life....Except for when I went into the bathroom...Here's basically how it looked.
So anyway..
Before I woke up, I had a dream that for SOME FUCKED REASON I was back in high school, and REALLY had to go to the bathroom. So I walked down the busy halls of faces I recongnize and head to the bathroom. Ya know, everything in my dream looked EXACTLY how it does in real life....Except for when I went into the bathroom...Here's basically how it looked.
Friday, November 22, 2013
Forgotten Christmas Story
An 18-wheeler chugs along the snowy, mountainous road leading to the Magic Christmas Tree grove.
The Magic Trees are hidden by a large mountain range that only the truck driver, BoDuke knows about.
BoDuke brings these Christmas trees back to the mainland to be sold to loving families for the holidays. Clearly the trees are really happy about it.
Little did those poor trees know, but up above, evil beavers with insanely long nails are salivating over their magic wood. The beavers are hungry.
BoDuke is extremely confused when he reaches the spot where the Magic Christmas trees grew in abundance to find they were nowhere to be found. With a heavy heart, BoDuke heads back home without any christmas trees for the world.
THE END
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