Happy

It's amazing to me how quickly your life can take a 180, from one extreme to another..

It's really true what they say about things happening when you least expect them.

You can never control what you wish would happen in your life all the time. Sometimes you just have to sit back and let things fall into place.

It may take a little while, but things WILL happen. Things WILL change.

Just take a deep breath and wait it out.

HAPPY.

Speed Bumps

Today is one of those days where I just feel like my life is going absolutely nowhere.

I also realize that my blog is still Christmas themed and that I have no urge whatsoever to change it.

I'm so eager to rush my life right now that I'm probably missing a whole lot of opportunities because I'm blind to everything except making it to tomorrow.

Is this considered a speed bump or roadblock in life when I'm standing still?

When I look at my life I just realize how sort of pathetic it is.

I have one best friend.

I gave up on school.

No significant others in the foreseeable future.

Full time job working with cranky people.

Not a dime to my name.

I just find myself wondering when it's all going to turn around for me.When will I actually be genuinely happy instead of lying to everyone that I am?

When will I reach a point in my life when I'm actually content with where I'm at and looking forward to the here and now and not 10 years from now?

I wish I could just find some magic crystal ball so I could see what my fate is.

blehh...

Everyone Loves Some Gossip

I literally live for the dirty details of everyone else's life because mine is so lame in comparison.

I love hearing bad shit about people I never or no longer care for.

Nothing makes me happier than hearing that someone I dislike immensely is going crazy and should be committed to an insane asylum, or because they got arrested.

I mean...those are just examples of things that could happen to people....not like I know people that that's happened to....yet..?

Hearing gossip like this just makes me thankful that I seem so much more normal and far better off than a lot of other people.

I mean....Who doesn't like to find out that even though they think their life sucks, it's a hell of a lot better than other people's?

Whether you have a bad home life, a shitty job, or an annoying family, just remember that a once popular person's friends are finally realizing how fucked they are, and someone is working the graveyard shift at Walmart.

TIS THE SEASON TO BE THANKFUL!

Too Many Pervs

A creepy customer at work today said this to me, and I quote:

"With a smile like that, you can get me to do whatever you want, dear."

GAG me with a spoon.

Why are people so gutsy when it comes to saying creepy shit?

Like...I would NEVER say that to anyone...Like...if I was checking out at a store, and the cashier was a really attractive, Ian Somerhalder and Channing Tatum mix, I wouldn't DARE say something like that.

1. HOW EMBARRASSING.
2. You're gonna give them the creeps.

All I did was laugh and look away..

LIKE...I honestly do not see why people say these things to me.

I'm no Miranda Kerr.

Thank You, Tyler Oakley

For those of you who aren't aware, Tyler Oakley is one of the most FABULOUS gays on YouTube. Literally hands-down, the BEST.

He just tweeted this link to a Wrecking Ball Remix that I think Y'all should really listen to.

Pure gold.

That's all I have to say.

Way better than the original.

http://tyleroakley.com/post/69229422199/the-only-wrecking-ball-remix-you-will-ever-need

Simplemindedness of children

When we were little, my sister and I used to think that If we closed our eyes, we'd turn invisible. If we couldn't see you, then you couldn't see us.

I wish all the time that that was actually real.

How awesome would it be to just close your eyes and disappear from the world?

I'd literally have my eyes closed all the time.

I'd love nothing more than to close my eyes and completely remove myself from an awkward confrontation.

Little kids believed in EVERTHING! Why can't adults do that as well?

Santa is probably the greatest lie told to children of all time.

We all wondered, "How in the FUCK does this fat man travel the world in a single night?" or, "How does he come down our chimneys? What if we don't have one?"

Santa was so magical. Something extremely exciting for us this time of year when we were small. I often wish I could go back to the simplicities of being little and believing in everything, because now, there's no magic. Theres just a whole lot of life staring you in the face until you die.

If I could have only one wish, it would be that we could all find the magic in everyday life. That we could all adopt a love for the simple things in life like a child does. Find a bug outside and think, "damn, that thing is cool," or pick up a stick and say, "This would make a sick friggen sword." Where did our imaginations go?

I wish we could get them back.

So much I want to say..

I feel so angry.

and annoyed.

I don't know if its because I'm getting sick, or because I'm tired, or because I'm cold.

All I know is that I'm cranky.

I feel like theres so much more shit that I really feel the need to post on here, but I don't wanna risk anyone that those things are directed to to come across this page and get offended.

Theres SO MANY people that I would love nothing more than to give them a piece of my mind, but writing it online just wouldn't do it justice.

Maybe someday when all the people that pissed me off early in life forget who I am, I'll get the ovaries to spew all my angry thoughts online.

Sorry for the TERRIBLE post....I just felt like....I don't know.

I don't know what I feel like.

I need to go to bed.