Forgotten Christmas Story

An 18-wheeler chugs along the snowy, mountainous road leading to the Magic Christmas Tree grove.

The Magic Trees are hidden by a large mountain range that only the truck driver, BoDuke knows about. 

BoDuke brings these Christmas trees back to the mainland to be sold to loving families for the holidays. Clearly the trees are really happy about it. 

Little did those poor trees know, but up above, evil beavers with insanely long nails are salivating over their magic wood. The beavers are hungry. 

BoDuke is extremely confused when he reaches the spot where the Magic Christmas trees grew in abundance to find they were nowhere to be found. With a heavy heart, BoDuke heads back home without any christmas trees for the world.

THE END

On Second Thought...

I've thought over and thought over whether I should continue going to college next semester or take the semester off, and I've chosen the latter.

I just feel like there's so much I still want to do, and I can't do that while I'm stuck in that prison..

So anyways, just informing all of you that I'm still attempting to become a big youtube star, so here's my channel!

Sadly, there are no videos up yet, but hopefully soon, I'll figure my shit out and post something.

STAY TUNED.

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtTSQ9FFmulfGmE5l4JLjig

That "Bah-humbug" mood

One of the things I wonder most about is how some people have a significant other and I'm completely alone.

I mean, I don't mean to sound rude or selfish, but there are some people out there that I know are nasty peopole on the inside. People who have no regard for other's at all and only care about themselves and they somehow found someone that can put up with all of their bullshit.

Anyways...The holidays have me feeling a little lonely.

Christmas movies on tv are all about the guy getting the girl and everyone living happily ever after around a big fat fir tree with spiked egg nog and mistletoe kisses, and I'm just sitting on the couch with a box of tissues, crying because the movies are so sappy....And the fact that my life isn't nearly as perfect.

Why can't there be one Christmas movie all about a girl who works at a pharmacy and has one best friend and no boyfriend, a shitty car that screams at her every time she even looks at it, and lives a luxurious daily life at community college with all the smart and dashingly handsome single guys.

NOW THAT is a  movie I'd love to see. I'm also up for the lead, if you wanted to know.

I can never seem to keep a guy around the holidays, and I think it probably has something to do with the fact that guys don't want to deal with a girl around the holiday because they feel obligated to get her gifts.

I HATE GETTING GIFTS!

Theres's actually nothing I fucking hate MORE than people spending their own money on me on things that I never EVER wanted.

Which brings me to my next point..

Gifts mean surprises. And I hate being surprised.

So guys, if you're planning on snatching up this single fox, take notes.

Off to go cry into my pillows.

Rant over.

Goodnight

xoxox

Important Life Decisions

I've decided that, even though I hate it with a burning passion, I'm going to continue going to college.

I really don't want to work at RiteAid the rest of my life. I have standards for myself and that sounds like a waste of a life.

I really need to get my shit together and pull my head outta my ass so I can pass all my classes this semester.

I'm asking for good vibes and prayers sent my way!

I'm going to need it.

THANKS!

Dreaming Big or Setting Myself Up for Life In A Box Under A Bridge

I've decided to become a famous blogger/youtube star. Granted, my blog sucks ass and I don't even have a youtube account, but I'm making progress. Planning is just the first phase. Baby steps, people! Ever heard of it?!

Anyways. Since I see my school career possibly ending soon/going on a hiatus, I've decided I need to find something I like to do to fill the sad, empty, and pathetic void that will become my life after the semester ends.

I guess I should start right away, ya know? Give myself a little head-start before my life becomes completely depressing.

I guess what my problem is, is that I really just have no motivation for anything right now.

Kinda sad that my blog only has a little over 400 views, (408 last I checked. World renound, household name, here I come!) but It's getting there. I just hope some people out there are enjoying what I write, even though most of it is senseless drivel like this post.

If my life was more interesting, I'm sure I'd have more views.

I should start lying.

College sucks all kinds of balls

I friggen hate school so much. I feel like it's just so hard this semester and I'm completely fed up with it. I just wish I could quit without people judging me. It's just not something I wanna do. I feel like wasting another 10 years on my life with school is just such a waste.. I don't want to be stuck in a fucking building learning bullshit that won't apply to me once I'm done. I just feel so done. Like...I just hate freaking out about it 24/7. No ambition, Dont give a fuck. I'd rather work at RiteAid the rest of my life than learn this pointless shit.

If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding under my bed.

Random shit

I just read my last blog post and came to a few conclusions:

1. I haven't posted since July, which means my life must be REALLY exciting.
2. I can't believe I put up something so personal online.
3. I sound like an idiot.

Lately I've been debating with myself whether to make this blog public to my friends. And by "public" I mean posting the link on Twitter and seeing which poor unfortunate soul is stupid enough to click on it.

But then I think about all the people that will probably judge me for it, and then I think, "hmm....better not."

But you know what? I don't really care that much. If people have the nads to judge me for my own personal opinions, they can go right ahead. Disclaimer: you should know that I won't give a fuck.

ANYWAY

Lets talk about college...

I hate it.

THE END.

Finally got a new job that doesnt suck balls, which I'm really happy about. I actually enjoy going to work now and don't mind working 24/7....Even though that time dips heavily into my "Nap for 5 hours a day" schedule.

Right now I'm laying in bed wishing I hadn't taken a 5 hour nap earlier, because I know I won't be able to sleep. Why do I even call it a 'nap'? A nap means a 30 minute siesta. My 'naps' are more like mini comas.

anyway, I'm laying in bed, looking around my room and beside my bed, on my table, I have a picture of Jesus surrounded by sheep. I'm not even religious, but I found this picture laying at the bottom of a box, under my bed, burried in bullshit that I've collected through my short 20 years, and felt bad. Isn't that like....sacrilege? Of course, placing it in a place of honor, on my messy table surrounded by trash and empty candy wrappers doesn't sound like I'll be getting repentance for that sin any time soon..

What do you have laying around your room that doesnt make any sense?