You should probably go live in a bubble..

WHY are you always sick..?
Like, seriously?

I mean.... It is pretty easy to get sick when you don't do ANYTHING besides sit around my house, which ISN'T YOURS and eat all of our food.

Damn, you have a rough life.

Invest in some hand sanitizer or something..?

You can buy a small bottle for like, a dollar at RiteAid.

Oh yeah,

AND DON'T COME HERE!!

Seeing you wrapped up in that blanket right now like you're a fucking burn victim infected with every disease known to man makes me wanna slap you across the face a thousand times over.

Seriously cannot fucking stand you.