They Call Me Sloth

I am BEYOND pissed.

First of all, I had to work tonight which never happens on a Thursday.

Second of all, I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to cats.

So many people brought in their cat hair infested reusable bags today, that I could hardly function.

I found a massive hairball on this one lady's bag.

When I got outta work my eyes were itching like crazy.

Then, Sam so politely pointed out that my eye was insanely swollen.

Its disgusting to even look at.

I popped a few Claritin and have ice on it now, but this is what I look like.

 

pray for me. dont wanna look like this when i wake up. I WILL CRY.